The way ex-Presidents of the U.S. see
it, they who served the class interests of multimillionaire and
billionaire corporate bosses and parasitic speculators deserve to be
multimillionaires themselves. They sacrificed by going into
“public service,” having to scrape by on six figure salaries year
after year and free taxpayer-paid-for health care (and not that
crappy Medicaid or Medicare either), and guaranteed pensions, and
paid-for staff they can (illegally) use for personal errands and
reelection campaign work on the side. Why, maybe they could
have made hundreds of millions in “the private sector”!
Let’s hear a couple of them telling
us how rough they had it. Here’s Bill Clinton, the mass murderer of
Haiti, Rwanda, Sudan, and Waco, Texas, on the hardship he endured:
"I never had any money until I got
out of the White House, you know, but I've done reasonably well since
then." He never had ANY money his WHOLE LIFE until AFTER he was
president. All those years spent in homeless shelters...it must have
been tough. His wife also claims they were “dead broke”
after “serving the nation,” as the cliche goes, for 8 years in
Washington. (I sure hope they didn’t have to go on welfare, after
Clinton gutted it.) [1]
Here’s a bit of what Clinton means by
“I’ve done reasonably well since then:” $65 million just in
speaking fees from 2001 to 2009. (Now the total is over $100
million.) Then there’s book income and etc. Oh, plus there’s
hundreds of millions he’s raised for his “foundation,” which
also supports him in his various vague endeavors and pays for his
staff of lackeys and bag carriers. (Free bodyguards for life courtesy
of the U.S. taxpayer. The Secret Service does that. And his pensions
from being president and from being governor of Arkansas- pocket
change for a guy like him these days, but maybe just enough to keep
him from having to sleep on park benches if he falls on hard times
again. His wife is pulling in big bucks too. Maybe she can give him
an allowance, if he’ll stop sleeping around.)
George W. Bush is another guy who
sacrificed big time for us to be our (elected by stealing elections)
president. Discussing his post-presidential plans, Bush described his
urgent priority to “replenish the ol’ coffers.” With a reported
net worth of a paltry $6.5 to $20 million* by the time he was done
saving the nation from terrorists, Bush barely had two nickels to rub
together. Fortunately the gentlemen who are the audiences on the
corporate oligarchy rubber chicken circuit (more like a filet mignon
circuit) have big hearts and are willing to cough up six figure
“honoraria” to hear Bush stumble his way through his banal,
canned speeches. As of Spring 2011, Bush managed to add a little
something to his coffers; $15 million from speeches, plus his book
deal, plus whatever secret Bush family schemes hidden in the
background with the Saudis and rich Texans and whoever else. It’s
not much, but at least it keeps the wolf from the door.
You must understand, presidents are
forced to pay zero rent to live in the White House. They only get a
six figure salary, and free health care for themselves and their
families, and all-expenses-paid travel and lodgings, and paid-for
staff. It gets mighty expensive living for free, so one can see how
Bush’s coffers were drained by his eight years of sacrifice for us.
YOU try living an all-expenses-paid existence some time! It’s
harder than it sounds! (Well, maybe it isn’t, but don’t think
about that. You’re not supposed to think about such things. Just
drink the propaganda Kool-Aid.)
In a heartwarming development, Bush and
Clinton have taken to doing speeches (for money, of course) together,
sort of a
politicians-cashing-in-together
duet novelty act.
Apparently their shared sacrifice created a bond, like men who have
been in combat together. We should all be inspired by their example.
*U.S. financial disclosure forms
required by law mandate very broad ranges only, to avoid, I don’t
know, embarrassing our rich overlords? Violating their privacy? (They
sure have no respect for OUR privacy.)
1] Hillary did manage to eke out
a living after laying down her heavy burden of being “First Lady,”
a “job” with no actual identifiable duties, running for president
herself, and being Secretary of State in the regime of Barack “I’m
Pretty Good At Killing” Obama, scraping together $5 million in
“speaking fees” and a book “advance” (non-refundable to the
publisher, a special privilege political poohbahs get, unlike
ordinary writers who have to pay back whatever part of their advances
they don’t earn back in royalties from sales) of $14 million. It
was calculated that Simon & Schuster would need to sell the book
for $70 a pop to recoup that. Obviously it’s really a bribe or
payoff of some kind, for past or future favors. I’m talking about
this year’s book deal. She had another book deal with S & S in
2000 for an $8 million advance. Hopefully that alleviated her dead
brokeness.
S & S is owned by media
conglomerate CBS, which is controlled by billionaire Sumner
Wellstone, who also controls Viacom, another media goliath.
score. Be the manager of a global
system of exploitation enforced by
violence, cash in big afterwards for
services rendered.
services rendered.