Monday, July 15, 2013

Obama the Incorrigible Cookie Thief and His Bogus Blather

After Obama gets caught spying on reporters, and then spying on all Americans (not to mention everyone else in the world), he shamelessly talks like he's against that stuff, or has qualms about it.

When he gets caught with his hand in the cookie jar, he says stuff like “we should have a conversation about how many cookies one is allowed to eat,” and “I'm in favor of putting a lock on the cookie jar.” Totally phony and in complete bad faith. Utterly like his last Democratic predecessor, Bill “It Depends On What 'Is' Means” Clinton. (You know, the guy who apparently didn't know that two people rubbing each others' sex organs constitutes sex.)

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