In recognition of Ramadan, the U.S.
military is going to force feed the Guantanamo Bay prisoners who are
on hunger strike at night for the next month instead of during the
day, as per Muslim fasting requirements.
See? The U.S. military isn't so bad!
Lay off 'em!
{I was just wondering, why is it that, all over the
world, literally billions of people get free email alerts whenever
there's a new essay on this website, but you don't? Is
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Now that it's on your mind, maybe this is a good time to
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Just scroll to the top and on the right side where it
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OK? It's not my fault you were too lazy all this time to take
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