There they go again. The Pakistan
government bosses are once again inveighing against U.S. drone
attacks on Taliban terrorists in their tribal areas. (There's a
fundamental problem right there: tribal areas. Parts of
an alleged nation-state actually ruled by primitive tribes. You can
start fixing the problem by taking control of your own territory,
Pakistan, instead of trying to grab territory from India!) [1]
Obama's specious
speech at the “National Defense University” a few days ago, in
which he repeated the same con man jive he used to get elected in
2008- his Kinder, Gentler Obama Act which he trots out when he's
feeling political heat for his aggressive assaults on civil liberties
and war by assassinations- incited the Paki Ministry of Foreign
Affairs to reiterate for the umpteenth time their standard public
line that the drone attacks are counterproductive and a violation of
Pakistani sovereignty. (Both arguably true, up to a point. But the
reality is a bit more complicated than that.)
The latest Prime
Minister, newly elected billionaire Nawaz Sharif (his
second time in the job, by the way, and like all Paki political
bosses, corrupt to the core) has taken the opportunity of Obama's
gimmicky speech about the terror war to also label drone attacks
“counterproductive” (not an unreasonable point) and to call for
their end.
Paki officials
have been doing this for years now. Periodically, anonymous U.S.
officials whisper into the ears of U.S. reporters that secretly
the Pakis really approve of the attacks, and provide targeting
intel. (Not too secret to be put in major U.S. media,
however.) And after years of denying it, former President and General
Pervez Musharraf, who seized power in a military coup, has finally
come clean and admitted that he did indeed authorize U.S. drone
strikes all along. (You mean... you were lying all that time,
Mushy? Say it ain't so!)
Drones are
propeller (prop) planes. They fly relatively slowly. They have no
defensive weapons. They do not incorporate stealth technology and so
are visible on radar. Even without radar, people on the ground can
hear and see them. Furthermore, they sometimes loiter in place over a
given location.
Pakistan has a
modern military. It has jet aircraft. It has radars. It has
anti-aircraft weapons.
In short, the
drones should be easy for Pakistan to shoot down for “violating our
sovereignty.”
So if the Pakis
really don't want the drones to fly over their country, why
don't they just shoot them down? You'd think if their
sovereignty was so precious to them, they would. (Of course,
Pakistan is not a country that shows a great deal of respect for the
sovereignty of other nations, like its neighbors India and
Afghanistan, as it constantly sponsors terrorist attacks against
those nations, including murderous assaults on government officials
and even the Indian embassy in Kabul just last year. So maybe they've
forfeited their own sovereignty rights.)
Seems to me the
Paki politicians (and generals too) are being cynical here. They're
putting on a show of opposition to the drones for their public, since
their public despises the drones. (No surprise there. Imagine if
China was firing missiles from drones at targets in the U.S., like
Uighur “terrorists,” say, or Tibetan exiles, or Chinese
dissidents living in asylum in America. I would guess that the
American public wouldn't be terribly thrilled by that.)
So Pakistan, why
don't you just shoot down the drones? Hmm?
Could it be that
the Paki ruling elite fears an Islamofascist takeover of their own
country? Could it be that the Paki military is having trouble
controlling the jihadist Frankenstein's Monster it created? Could it
be that the Paki elites don't really mind overmuch if the U.S. “takes
out” certain jihadists?
Could be.
And maybe they
enjoy receiving billions of dollars in free U.S. money, which they
use to buy arms aimed at India, a country they irrationally despise.
(Big mistake by the British to create Pakistan in the first place,
giving these bastards a country.)
But there is some
tension over which jihadists get to enter paradise and screw
72 virgins, courtesy of U.S. killer technology. (By the way, after
they use up all their virgins, then what? Are they satisfied
having sex with used women after that? Or do they masturbate
for the rest of eternity? What does the Koran say? The answers to
everything are in there.
And how come they
still have their earthly corporeal forms, complete with penises,
especially if they were blown into bits of flesh by a Hellfire
missile? Does Allah put the pieces back together again, like a
protoplasm jigsaw puzzle?) [2]
The U.S. wants to
turn into pulverized flesh some jihadists that the Pakis are
sponsoring, like the grotesque and loathsome Haqqani network (the
terrorists who tried to blow up the Indian embassy with ISI help) and
the Afghan Taliban that Pakistan provides sanctuary, arms, and
training for. [See, “Secret Pakistan: Double Cross,” a BBC
documentary, at youtube.com] Pakistan just wants the U.S. to take out
some Paki Taliban, apparently. (And keep the gravy train flowing.)
There's already been a significant tapering off of drone strikes in
Pakistan this year.
Hey Pakis, maybe
you need to stop jerking people around for once and poop or get off
the pot. If you really mean what you say about drones, shoot one
down. Then the U.S. will have a reason to believe you.
Otherwise cut the
crap. We will be thanking you kindly if you do! (Insert Pakistani
accent here.)
1] Pakistan makes cynical use of
its claim of not controlling its own territory. It can disclaim
responsibility for harboring terrorists and sponsoring their
terrorist attacks in India and Afghanistan. It gives it a ready-made
excuse for not suppressing the various Taliban organizations.
2] Apparently the Koran makes
sexual provisions in paradise for those who were (presumably
closeted) homosexuals on earth. While looking for the number of
virgins (or wives, who of course must be virgins) online (the number
apparently is vague and was invented later, like a lot with Islam) I
stumbled across various references to promises of comely lads
awaiting those who swing that way when they float up into the sky for
their reward:
Quran
52:24 “Round about them will serve, (devoted) to them, young male
servants (handsome) as Pearls well-guarded.
“Also in Surah 76:19 Allah promises fresh youths to Muslim men.
And round about them shall go youths never altering in age; when you see them you will think them to be scattered pearls.”
“Also in Surah 76:19 Allah promises fresh youths to Muslim men.
And round about them shall go youths never altering in age; when you see them you will think them to be scattered pearls.”
(QURAN 76:19):
"And round about them will (serve) boys of everlasting youth.”
I can't vouch for these references. Obviously they are translations
(or purport to be). One came from Yahoo! Answers. You might
want to do your own research on that score.
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